hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

monkeysaysficus:

simplystormie:

zac-afron:

no wonder aliens don’t want to have any contact with us

:/

TWIST! Her sister died years ago

january: post halloween candy hangover
feburuary: couples halloween
march: almost halloween
april: almost halloween
may: almost halloween
june: almost halloween
july: almost halloween
august: almost halloween
september: basically halloween
october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
november: still halloween
december: halloween for jesus

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

yoncehaunted:

When an old post randomly starts getting a ton of notes

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baby: p..p...p
dad: papa?
baby: PUT ON YOUR WAR PAINT
baby: *angry orchestral noises*

waitrose:

waitrose:

one of my favourite superstitions is this one they have in china where ghosts allegedly can’t turn corners, so in shanghai they built a bridge made entirely of 90° turns to ward off the evil spirits 

i shit you not

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