intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

itsajensenthing:

Do you ever start watching an episode on your laptop

and then randomly pause it

and next you know you’re on tumblr

and suddenly it’s taken you 2 hours to watch a 40 minute episode

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

DID HE JUST..

dirtytrenchcoatsandwinchesters:

OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
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I CAN’T BREATHE
THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
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THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
MOM I AM SO SORRY

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

silent-bridge:

officialbluearmy:

believersneverdie5:

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

i think we all know how much i’m going to cry in ‘the fallen son’ lets be honest.

wait…civil war? oh god…